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Well yeah... Iīm me... Iīm 15 years old. Iīm a american, but I live in austria (nope, no kangaroos in austria!). My house is in a place where never anything happenes! Thatīs why I like to call it the "Ass Of The World". Basicly I made this comic after I was surfing the net and I stumbled over "MegaMan YX (sorry, actually there is a "Yen" (Japanese Money) sighn instead of a "Y"), a MegaMan sprite comic. It inspired me to make a MegaMan Sprite comic. Then I learned to make Internet pages in school. Then I had to make a page as a homework! Great!, I thought, now I can put MMZCSX-3079 into the net!



10 questions to the allmighty athor:
1.:Q.:Whatīs your full name?
A.:Josef Alois Schützenhöfer. But people call me Louie (you say it as lui, but donīt spell it that way please! My gramma always writes it that way!).

2.:Q.:Are you a human being?
A.:Yes!(Duh!)

3.:Q.:Why do you make so many "All your base are belong to us!" jokes?
A.:To 50% īcause itīs funny and to 50% īcause my classmate hates it :-)!
(Ja du bist gemeint Tatzi!)

4.:Q.:How are you gentlemen?
A.:All your base are belong to us! Your on the way to destruction!
Q.:What you say?
A.:You have no chance to survive! Make your time!
See? I did it again! Ha! Ha! Ha! (I told you: You have NO chance to survive!)

5.:Q.:Who is Tatzi?
A.:I will make him appeare in the comic. I have a fix idea! You have no chance to survive make your time (Ops! Came off track! Sorry!) Well,... Youīll see him eventually.

6.:Q.:How many comic did you make yet (Why the f*** did I ask this question?)?
A.:Actually 50, but the comics 1 - 48 are on my Windows98 Laptop, BUT it doesnīt have a CD-Burner AND my USB-Stick doesnīt work on it. So I have to remake them on my WindowsXP. (When Iīm done with the first 50 comics Iīll repalce this question with another.

7.:Q.:Do you really have this f***ed-up hair?
A.:Not quite, actually only after a shower.

8.:Q.:Do you have hair under your sholders?
A.:NEXT question.

9.:Q.:Why did I forget what I wanted to ask you?
A.:Itīs my presents!

And finally the 10th (da-da-da-doom!) question:
Q.:From where do you know all these MegaMan things? And form where do you get your sprites?
A.:I use emulators. I already beat: MegaMan 6, MegaMan 7, MegaManX 2,MegaManX 3,MegaManX 8-demo,MegaMan Zero 2, MegaMan Zero 3,MegaMan Battle Network 6: Cybeast Falzar and MegaMan New Horizon-demo (Fan made game). If you have any questions to these games, ask me. Letīs come to the sprites. I get īem all from Sprites inc.(www.sprites-inc.co.uk).

+++WARNING!+++ I noticed that you canīt click on the links above, so you have to click the blue (or green) arrow pointing left, in your toolbar (you knew that didnīt ya?). Iīm terribly sorry, but I canīt find the mistake. If Iīll ever find it, Iīll correct if. Thank you. +++WARNING!+++

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